There you are, prepared to partake in a perilous journey, perched on the precipice of your pilgrimage. Peering over a panoramic view of the arid landscape, you pause.

Something prods at you. What are you forgetting?

You’re not lost. You’ve got a map. You know where you are going. You know where you are.

You just pumped a tank of gas, and although you are now a pauper, you’re prepared to proceed.

Oh! YOU need a potable potion!

You are PARCHED.

Water would probably be the wisest choice. Ho hum. So boring though. Still, you’d be a fool to drink something else, right?

Perhaps.

A milkshake made out of this would definitely be wrong…