While schmoozing my way through the Mayor convention — that’s one of the perks of my blog, I can give myself any honorific I want, and this week I’m Mayor of Campfire Tales.

Anyway, while enduring the paparazzi with the Mayor of Whoville, he got all name-droppy, so I casually asked, “Guess who’s stalking me?”

Naturally, he didn’t believe me.

“Prove it!” he demanded.

“Exhibit A,” I replied. “Look up. Right there: moon stalker.”