“Thank you for visiting your national park,” I’ll say,
If only (sooner than later) you head out our way.
You’d rather go to Disneyland? Word. That might be best.
Smooth paths. Soothing (artificial) views. Shade. Benches. Rest.
What? You’re NOT a Make-a-Wish recipient? You hike?!
Wanna give my trails a chance and see if you might “Like?”
More enticements: night skies, fresh air, quiet. Still opposed?
How about this lure? I’m open. Disneyland is closed.*
~ Camp Host Chad
(*As of the time of this post; please check current schedule.)