A quick note: Thank you for the camping invite.

I can’t come. Wish I could. (Although, I still might.)

I’m not only scared of the COVID bathrooms,

Here’s my list: Lyme Disease, poisonous mushrooms,

Drowning, getting lost, falling over a cliff

Or in a campfire while breathing a whiff.

Also, bears. Snakes. Bigfoot. Hillbillies. Skunk spray.

OK, I give up. You win. I’m on my way!

~ Camp Host Chad