A quick note: Thank you for the camping invite.
I can’t come. Wish I could. (Although, I still might.)
I’m not only scared of the COVID bathrooms,
Here’s my list: Lyme Disease, poisonous mushrooms,
Drowning, getting lost, falling over a cliff
Or in a campfire while breathing a whiff.
Also, bears. Snakes. Bigfoot. Hillbillies. Skunk spray.
OK, I give up. You win. I’m on my way!
~ Camp Host Chad