Remember Bubba from “Forrest Gump” and his litany of ways to cook shrimp?

The kitchen at my current job is well-stocked with a variety of snacks. The guy who stocks the snacks is extremely proud of the current pantry. As I’ve repeatedly heard this week, he stocked, “Pumpkin spice creamer, pumpkin spice yogurt, pumpkin spice…. etc.”

You name it, he stocked it.

On the other hand, remember the “Seinfeld” episode with George’s father shouting (commanding it, summoning it), “Serenity NOW!”

My point? In case you need some serenity from Pumpkin Spice overload:

Hold on, I think I get it now. Pumpkin Spice, Pumpkin Spice.

Soooooo addicting!

It rolls off the tongue. It flavors everything.

Pumpkin spice church!

Pumpkin spice morgue!

Pumpkin spice sunset!

Pumpkin spice… er, pumpkins!