“Thank you for visiting your national park!”

Although we’re closed, please drop by and do your part

(Wave from the gate). “Half the park is after dark.”

Boo! Not as of late… These days, half’s a good start.

Fine. “Stay safe.” Stay home. Binge repeats of Bob Ross.

“Happy little trees.” Please.  You want happy? Well,

Here you go: Trees, scenic views, babbling brooks, moss.

You want reality? Swell! Try Bumpass Hell.

~ Camp Host Chad